Memorable Promos

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This is a weird one in and out of context. The wrestler known as Sid Vicious would never be accused of being smart but this may have been his lowest moment.

You can almost see the gears of his mind grinding against each other in his head.

Sid: "You know and I know that you are only half the man that I am."

Sid Inner Monologue: "That's a great line. Wait, why did the audience boo? Don't get distracted, Sid."

Sid: "And I have half the brain that you do!"

Sid Inner Monologue: "Shit! Got distracted."

To give this additional context:

Sid is supposed to be the good guy here. Kevin Nash and Scott Hall are in the ring goofing around. Nash has a Sid mask on which makes him look like a horror movie villain. He has just finished delivering a mocking promo as Sid about Sid being too stupid to walk and chew gum. Sid comes in and delivers a strange rambling promo that accidentally proves Nash's point. Hall and Nash can't help but corpse in the ring and laugh their asses off.

I can't find the full promo online but here is the text. Awful!

"See, I've had enough of you two! See, you've screwed me - you've taken my title - you look like a jackass! See it all stops tonight. See Nash, you can wear any Halloween costume you want to, but you know and I know that you're only half the man that I am - and I have half the brain that you do. But week after week - you've tried to make me look like a jackass - but it stops tonight, and for you Hall, the road to WCW - the Heavyweight Championship of the World - well, it ends tonight. Look at you, Nash. Even though I'm already scheduled to wrestle here tonight...if I can get your chickenshit ass outta retirement, it'll be you and me - one on one - if ya got the balls - which I doubt - and I will SHOW YOU who the Master is."